But while you’re doing that, can you decide whether or not your characters are real or if they’re cartoons? I think that might help out the most. Here’s a pile of genres by all means, bend away. Don’t get me wrong, you can be all of those things and more if you want to. It’s like you still haven’t decided what kind of story you want to tell: a parody, a stoner comedy, a horror anthology, a road trip movie, a zombie thriller, a supernatural cop drama, or an Evil Dead sequel. I just wanted to let you know that I love you but I think you’re oddly paced at times and I’m not quite sure what your priorities are when it comes to storytelling. I haven’t seen the finale yet, so I don’t know what you’ve got hiding up your sleeve. You truly are an unpredictable show, and I mean that in a (mostly) flattering way. Hey, remember that time a week ago when I said that Evil Ash was the big bad? Just kidding! He gets taken out before the intro credits even begin to roll in this episode. Let’s be a little bit less offensive when you’re trying to offend us, okay?! I know you’re made for the dude demographic and everything, but damn. She really doesn’t count because Lucy Lawless is more of a goddess you invoke for awesomeness than a female human being. She’s not so much of a character as she is a pet.
We may have Kelly, the sardonic and aggressive Jewish female character who talks like a sailor and carries a assault rifle, but we also have characters like Agent Fisher who have been nothing less than disposable pieces of cardboard in a show that’s preoccupied with improvising curveballs to throw at us than it is in telling a consistent and logical story arc.Īnd now, we have Heather…ugh. It’s no shock to anyone that Ash vs Evil Dead isn’t what you’d call a feminist show.
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So, with this perspective in mind, I’m going to shut down that part of my analytical process down and continue to charge ahead through this series like that evil POV cam zooming through a wooded area.
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Wait - why am I complaining that an Evil Dead TV show isn’t being sensitive enough? When did Evil Dead ever have a code of morals, or respect its characters for that matter? When did it ever take time to show grief or normal human reactions? I mean, what do I expect from the horror franchise that introduced us to tree rape for crying out loud?! Nothing tops tree rape.
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